God Privately Admits He Doesn't Have Plan for Disabled Boy

HEAVEN - Speaking off-the-record Friday, the Lord God privately admitted that he did not have a concrete plan for local disabled boy Dwight Bowers, who was born paralyzed from the waist down.

Even though the excitable 6-year-old is routinely assured by his parents Kathryn and Edward that God is watching over him, The Almighty Father indicated that He

Body of Hugo Chavez to See Out Fourth Presidential Term

CARACAS - Aides of the late Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez have confirmed that the 58-year-old's body will still honor the fourth term it was elected to serve back in October.

Mr. Chavez, who had ruled over the Venezuelan people since 1999, succumbed to a long battle with cancer Tuesday, prompting fears of widespread chaos in the capital of Caracas.

Google Search For 'Oscar Pistorius Murder Trial' Evolves Into 'Reeva Steenkamp Topless'

INDIANAPOLIS - During a routine navigation of the internet Friday, a local man's Google search for the keywords "Oscar Pistorius murder trial" evolved over the course of 7 minutes into "Reeva Steenkamp Topless."

Initially looking to gain up-to-the-minute news on the murder trial of South Africa's famed special Olympian, Indianapolis man James Kinsella subconsciously clicked a related article about Pistorius' late girlfriend Miss Steenkamp - who the athlete is accused of murdering.